My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt

Size Guide

Size Guide

SIZE BUST LENGTH
S 36 in (91.4 cm) 28 in (71 cm)
M 40 in (101.6 cm) 29 in (73.7 cm)
L 44 in (111.8 cm) 30 in (76.2 cm)
XL 48 in (121.9 cm) 31 in (78.7 cm)
2XL 52 in (132.1 cm) 32 in (81.3 cm)
3XL 56 in (142.2 cm) 33 in (83.8 cm)
4XL 60 in (152.4 cm) 34 in (86.4 cm)
5XL 64 in (162.6 cm) 35 in (88.9 cm)
  • Unisex T-Shirt | Gildan 5000
  • Material: 100% cotton; fabric material may vary depending on color and size
  • Printing technique: DTG
My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt
SIZE BUST LENGTH
S 36 in (91.4 cm) 28 in (71 cm)
M 40 in (101.6 cm) 29 in (73.7 cm)
L 44 in (111.8 cm) 30 in (76.2 cm)
XL 48 in (121.9 cm) 31 in (78.7 cm)
2XL 52 in (132.1 cm) 32 in (81.3 cm)
3XL 56 in (142.2 cm) 33 in (83.8 cm)
4XL 60 in (152.4 cm) 34 in (86.4 cm)
5XL 64 in (162.6 cm) 35 in (88.9 cm)
  • Unisex T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
  • Material: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 145gsm; fabric material may vary depending on color and size
  •  Printing technique: DTG
My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt
SIZE LENGTH BUST SLEEVE
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)
5XL 34.65 in (88 cm) 63.78 in (162 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
  • Unisex Long Sleeve | Gildan 2400 (US)
  • Material: 100% cotton, fiber content may vary for different colors and size
  •  Printing technique: DTG
My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt
SIZE LENGTH BUST
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
5XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 68 in (172.7 cm)
  • Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000
  • Material: 50% cotton - 50% polyester, fabric material may vary depending on color and size
  • Printing technique: DTG
My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt
SIZE LENGTH BUST
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
5XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 68 in (172.7 cm)
  • Unisex Hoodie | Gildan 18500
  • Material: 50% cotton - 50% polyester; fabric material may vary depending on color and size
  • Printing technique: DTG
My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt
SIZE LENGTH BUST
S 26.97 in (68.5 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm)
M 27.95 in (71 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm)
L 28.94 in (73.5 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm)
XL 29.92 in (76 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm)
2XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 52.76 in (134 cm)
  • Unisex Tank Top | Gildan 2200
  • Material: 100% cotton; fabric material may vary depending on color and size
  • Printing technique: DTG
My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 14 in 27 in
S 15 in 27.5 in
M 16 in 28 in
L 17 in 28.5 in
XL 18 in 29 in
2XL 19 in 29.5 in
  • Unisex Raglan Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3200
  • Material: 52% cotton - 48% polyester; fabric material may vary depending on color and size
  • Printing technique: DTG
My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 25.5 in (64.77 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
M 26.0 in (66.04 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
L 27.0 in (68.58 cm) 42.5 in (107.95 cm)
XL 28.0 in (71.12 cm) 46.5 in (118.11 cm)
2XL 28.5 in (72.39 cm) 50.5 in (128.27 cm)
3XL 29.0 in (73.66 cm) 54.5 in (138.43 cm)
  • Lady's T-Shirt | Gildan 5000L
  • Material: 100% cotton
  • Printing technique: DTG
My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 25.5 in (64.77 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
M 26.0 in (66.04 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
L 27.0 in (68.58 cm) 42.5 in (107.95 cm)
XL 28.0 in (71.12 cm) 46.5 in (118.11 cm)
2XL 28.5 in (72.39 cm) 50.5 in (128.27 cm)
3XL 29.0 in (73.66 cm) 54.5 in (138.43 cm)
  • Lady's V-Neck T-Shirt | Gildan 5V00L
  • Material: 100% cotton; fabric material may vary depending on color and size
  • Printing technique: DTG
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My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt – A Hilarious Take on Love

Get ready to turn heads and spark laughter with the My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt, a cheeky design that’s all about poking fun at the wild ride of relationships. This shirt’s witty message, “My Next Wife Will Be Normal,” delivers a humorous jab at past romantic adventures while playfully setting hopeful (and perhaps unrealistic) expectations for the future. Perfect for bachelors, divorcees with a sense of humor, or anyone who loves a good laugh about the ups and downs of love, this shirt is your go-to for breaking the ice with a grin.

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My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt

The design features the phrase “My Next Wife” in bold blue, with “Will Be Normal” in a contrasting yellow, all set against a clean white background for maximum impact. The playful font and color combo give it a lighthearted vibe, making it ideal for casual outings, bachelor parties, or even as a funny conversation starter on a night out.

Why This Shirt is a Crowd-Pleaser

  • Witty Relationship Humor: Perfect for anyone who can laugh at their romantic misadventures.
  • Instant Icebreaker: Wear it to spark funny conversations about love and dating.
  • Casual Fun Style: Rock it at parties or hangouts for a laid-back, humorous look.
  • Great Gift Idea: Surprise a friend who’s navigating the dating scene with this relatable gem.

If you’ve got a sense of humor about love’s rollercoaster, the My Next Wife Will Be Normal Shirt is your perfect match. Grab yours now and explore more funny designs at Howlitee!

Shipping Time

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Your order will arrive approximately 3-7 business days after it's shipped (except for wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.

For international orders please allow 7-15 business days. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

Shipping Costs

Shipping fees depend on the destination and order size, but we keep it simple:

  • United States Flat Rate: $5 for first item, $2 per additional item
  • International Flat Rate: $9 for first item, $4 per additional item

Currency: All payments and refunds are processed in USD.

 

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